Friday, July 27, 2007

The war on terror is over ... terror won.


BREAKING NEWS
A nuclear device has just been detonated at Leuchars airforce base in Scotland.
The motorway outside Birmingham has just exploded.
A refinery at Grangemouth has been blown up with two more being destroyed within minutes, and three fuel-depots also being attacked across the country.
Rioting has broken out across Britain with Muslims and Asians being targeted.
The authorities have yet to release any official statements but news services are blaming France, China or Syria.
Groups claiming responsibility include Al Qaeda in Europe, People's Mujahedin-e-Khalq of the British Isles, the Scottish Republican Socialist Army and Hezbollah of Syria.
British troops may be recalled from overseas postings in Saudi Arabia and Kazakhstan.
Theories abound across the Internet as people try and come to terms with this disaster as 5/5 goes down in history as a day of infamy just like 9/11.
To find out what happens next read The Execution Channel by Ken MacLeod, you will not be disappointed.

3 comments:

  1. Okay, I'm not going to have time to read the book, so tell me more about the "Scottish Republican Socialist Army". Is this an outfit I should consider joining?

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  2. Feel free to join, but it is just a MI5 front to try and control events.

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  3. Okay, I'll avoid it then.

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